Well that didn’t go so well

If you were an unfortunate fan of my previous entry, you will be disappointed by this one. Am I going to get around to making a premium WordPress Theme? Short answer: Probably not.

Long answer: What I found out while getting up to speed on premium WordPress themes is that it is going to be a headache making premium WordPress themes. For starters, I found out very quickly that my technical skills will have to be broadened before I can produce premium themes effectively. I will have to learn quite a bit more about building child themes on the Thematic framework. And don’t get me wrong, I plan to. But it won’t be on the two week plan that I originally laid out.

Another thing that bugs me when it comes to designing themes is that my ability to design around content is very limited. My theme might be used by a restaurant, a printing shop, a personal journal. Who knows? I feel like the result would be generic and lack the “this was meant for this site” feeling.

That being said, I still want to learn to develop child themes on the Thematic theme framework. If I do release a theme publicly, there’s a good chance I’ll just license the whole thing under the GPL and also make it free of charge, likely making it available in the WordPress themes directory.

The reason that I still want to learn about advanced theming is because there is a possible redesign of Stop SMA coming up and I want to power the new site with WordPress. Designing a child theme on Thematic seems like a perfect option.

If you happen to know of any good resources specific to Thematic, please send them my way via comment or email.

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This past year was research (or “A premium WordPress theme in two weeks”)

I have been out of school for the past year. Sometimes I think, “Wow, I just wasted a year.” And while I may have not done as much as I wanted to do, I think this past year has still been useful. By the time I was in my second year of the MBA program at Mississippi State (my sixth year of college), I was really experiencing the burnout. In many ways this past year was actually just an extension of my college years. No, I wasn’t in school and it was not near as much fun as when I was in school, but I was able to teach myself things that I did not get to learn in school. Since about 2005, the idea that I would like to be a web designer bounced around in my head. I wasn’t in school to be a web designer. I was in school to be a systems analyst or a computer programmer or a database administrator or a business analyst or some other business-related job that I didn’t want. As a matter of fact, when I started at Mississippi State I wanted to major in graphic design. I was told that graphic design was not an available major at the time. The weird thing is that just a year or so later, I knew people who were majoring in graphic design. Don’t get me wrong. I did enjoy many of my classes and I did learn a thing or two I was interested in. But I’ve spent the past year focusing in on the things I really wanted to know.

One day earlier this week I suddenly had this feeling. I felt… ready. I felt like I finally knew enough to call myself a web designer and start doing something about it. I don’t know why it took that long, but it just did. In case you missed it, I started a blog about month ago that is meant to journal my progress in creating Spinning Wheel Studios. While I unfortunately still can’t give out too many details, suffice it to say that Spinning Wheel Studios is my diabolical plan to be a web designer, make some money, and not lose the precious disability benefits that I receive that actually make it possible for me to work.

I’ve written before about how well intended government policies fail at enabling and motivating people with disabilities to work. The thing is, people with disabilities are good workers. They’re smart. They’re creative. They have to be creative. It’s how they get by. Someone told me the other day, people with disabilities aren’t anything if they are not creative. Of course, I’m not talking about artistic creative or design creative, necessarily. I’m talking about problem solving creative (which, if you want to be all hip and cool, is what design is really all about). Whatever the case, I know now that I cannot work for a big bureaucracy doing a monotonous job while trying to stay under a certain salary limit so as not to lose my benefits. I didn’t graduate from the MBA program at Mississippi State to start a career which I know can never progress past a certain point. I’m just too ambitious for that. What incentive is there for a person with a disability who needs benefits (e.g., caretakers) to work when they know they can’t make over a certain amount of money no matter how good their work is? My answer to that question is “not much.”

Not to mention that if Medicaid changes one of its regulations, I could find myself suddenly making too much money in my job. Or what if I was offered a promotion with a salary increase that would put me over my income limit? Do I decline it? No. I’m not going to put myself in a working environment where I might have to decline a raise because I would make too much money. That’s absolutely ridiculous. I would rather keep my benefits and just do charity work.

So that’s why I’m going to go it alone. I’ve talked with a lawyer, and there is a (legal) way that I can establish Spinning Wheel Studios such that I will not lose any benefits. Now that I have secured a method by which I can be a freelance web designer, and have subjectively “decided” that I am now “ready,” I have been a lot more inspired to get things off the ground.

That brings me to my latest project. This past week I’ve been reading a lot about WordPress themes. Actually, for the past two or three weeks I have been thinking about WordPress a lot in general. I know, I’m a nerd. It’s just that WordPress is becoming a very powerful and affordable (free) system on which to build websites. Of course, just about anyone who knows anything about WordPress already knows this. But for the past year, WordPress sort of dropped off my radar as I was preoccupied learning other things. But now I’m bringing back attention to WordPress, specifically the new 3.0 upgrade and the concept of the theme framework. And so I have decided to build a premium theme for WordPress. I’ve built themes before, but this is going to be a bigger task. The idea is that the theme should be good enough to sell (that’s usually what a premium theme is). I haven’t totally decided whether or not I am going to sell it or just offer it for free. It’s really more of an experiment to figure out whether I am even capable of making a theme good enough to sell and if I would even like to do make themes on a more regular basis.

I should mention that there is some money to be made in the premium WordPress theme business. Some people have had great success by selling their WordPress themes on their own websites. Others have had success by selling their WordPress themes on a marketplace, where a percentage of each sale goes to the marketplace (usually a hefty chunk, 30 to 60 percent at one particular marketplace). I don’t have much of an audience so I don’t know if I could bring enough exposure to my theme on my own. If I do end up selling the theme, I will probably go with the marketplace option just because of the exposure. But you never know. I might be all hip and cool and support open source and the WordPress community by releasing the theme for free (as in freedom and price).

So my goal is to at least have a working version of the theme in two weeks. That is, Friday, August 27, 2010. On that day, I plan to install the theme here at “I hate stairs.” I am planning to keep a daily log of my progress at www.blakewatson.com. Honestly, I am somewhat of a procrastinator and if I can actually do this in two weeks, I will be proud of myself even if I don’t make any sales.

Cheer me on. Maybe I’ll give you a copy of the theme for free. :-)

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The tangible world

Today, Matt and I took a walk outside, as we often do, to thaw out from being air conditioned for much too long and to talk in private about things that were on our minds. As we rolled along down the dead-end street, Matt said that he wanted to go fishing.

“It’s like the only sport I can do half of,” he joked.

“More than half, actually, because you spend most of your time sitting and waiting, which we’re really good at,” I replied.

We often make fun of our disability. We have an open policy with each other when it comes to disability matters. Even though we were joking, I understood Matt’s desire.

“There’s a certain beauty about just sitting there and holding the rod,” he continued.

Right, indeed. I think the beauty of it comes from just holding the rod, feeling it in your hand. It’s the physical connection. Increasingly, I lose my ability to physically connect with the world around me. Many of my connections are psychological. My world is in the mind. My computer has become an extension of myself.

“But you can’t live only in the mind,” Matt said as our conversation continued.

“You can. It just sucks,” I laughingly retorted.

He was right, though. Being able to reach out and grab something is an empowering feeling. There is a certain joy in the tangibility of things. Physical connections are part of our human nature. When fishing, it’s the grip of the rod and the pull of the fish. When shooting hoops, it’s the feeling of the ball’s momentum as you control it. When playing piano, it’s the rhythm underneath your fingers. When dating, it’s a touch on the arm or a spontaneous hug.

These are the world of the tangible. When we were babies, we explored this brave new world. Many people, I think, grow up to take this tangibility for granted. While I would never trade my mind for physical ability, I realize that there is a part of the world in which my participation is waning. Even with its capacity for thought, ideas, and emotion, the world of the mind can still be a cold, dark, and lonely place.

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A car negotiation from the perspective of the car

Car buying is such a chore. People look at the cars, imagine themselves in the cars, and fall in love with the cars. But then the salesman reveals the price of your new love. With the elegance and urgency of a circus ringmaster, he brings down the whip upon you, forcing you to jump through a ring of fire into a world of expired hopes and broken dreams. The land of used car sales.

I remember a better time. I was shiny and new. I strutted off of the assembly line with ambition. I was going to find my human. I was duped into believing that every car had a human that it was supposed to be with. Marketing goes both ways, you know. I would find that human who would love me, take care of me, and most importantly, drive me. We would bond as they pressed my accelerator and steered my wheel. I would be his or her love. CD’s? I got you. Air conditioning? I got you. You want to put junk in my trunk? I got you. Think you might need room for kids later in life? I got you. Bottom line is I am there for you when your human friends aren’t. You want to take the scenic route home? Let’s do it. You need to get away from the spouse, let’s do it. You want to relax at the local bar with a Margarita? Do it. I’m not here to judge you. I’m here to take you places.

Yes, those were the days of blissful ignorance. My first human was a lemon. But I couldn’t take him back for a refund. No. I had to lug his fat, sweaty body of mush through every drive-thru grease bucket in town. I did so without enough fuel, oil, and other basic needs. Finally, Meathead couldn’t pay my note anymore. He sold me. And now I am sitting here in the parking lot of Super Used Auto Sales, rotting away, missing the glory days, and steaming about the name of this stupid place that feels it has to remind me every day that I am, in fact, super used.

But then comes a customer. I can tell she doesn’t really want me. She wants that sports car across the lot because he could fill the void In her miserable love life. Or she wants one of these little Japanese cars that have the ability to run on nothing and just take it. She doesn’t have time for a car like me. I’m high maintenance. I’m long past my prime. And I’m quite the pessimist. I’m just a regular Joe car. Nothing special. Not anymore. I can’t play her iPod. I can’t show DVD’s. I don’t have a sun roof. I don’t have a rear facing camera. I can’t parallel park for her. I can’t do anything those new guys can do. We’re doing good if we get off the lot on the right foot.

Needless to say, her initial offer isn’t anywhere close to what the salesman has in mind. I know I am not going to get this girl and it hurts me deep inside my gearbox. She knows it too. But something changes in her voice and body language. She has given up on the other cars. She wants me. Am I all she can afford? Can she see past my dirty exterior and see the beauty that I once was? I don’t know. But I feel for the first time in my life, someone is going to appreciate me for who I am. But this stupid salesman has to stop this, this… massacre against hope. This blitz in the name of a fast profit. You can go lower. But he doesn’t. The realization that this has been nothing more than a bone just out of reach begins to sink in. She’s going to walk. I can see it on her face.

Then… she starts to cry. The other customers are looking over at the salesman. He’s off his game. He’s been thrown a curve ball and he doesn’t know how to swing at it. She crying louder, harder. The salesman is sweating. Not from the summer’s heat but from a crowd of onlookers who have gathered round. I get it. My girl planned it this way! That’s why she looked at the other cars first. She really wants me! You know what?! Screw iPods, DVDs, and rear-facing cameras. Screw sunroofs, sports cars, and shiny paint. Screw fuel efficiency and compact design. You want a car with a soul? I got you. You want a car with a dream? I got you. You want a car that appreciates you? I got you. Bottom line is you sign that bottom line and we’ll drive off into the sunset as partners in crime, making our own way and not taking nothin’ from nobody.

The American dream.

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Theme update

Today, I updated my blog to WordPress 3. You might notice that my blog looks different yet suspiciously familiar. That’s because I switched from my hand-crafted “I hate stairs” theme to the new default WordPress theme “Twenty Ten.” I did so because my last theme was glitching out causing some of my images to disappear. So if you were having that problem before, you shouldn’t have to worry about it anymore. One upside to using “Twenty Ten” is that it is mote or less the same layout as my last theme. I would venture to guess that some people might not even realized it had changed. And as far as I’m concerned, that’s perfect

Stay tuned.

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Mississippi needs a Web conference

Imagine a bunch of folks who love working on the Web getting together to talk about trends, techniques, and all things Web design. If that doesn’t sound like your cup of tea then stop reading right now because that is what this little article is about. The Web conference. It’s like a cool club for nerds to talk about nerdy stuff. But to the nerds, it’s a priceless experience.

However, being that I live in Mississippi and that I can’t travel very far, I am rarely able to attend the various Web conferences that occur each year. But there was a time when I was able to attend arguably the most essential conference for people who make websites, An Event Apart. The conference made its first appearance in the Southeast when it graced the city of New Orleans for two action-packed days (not to mention some good food). Needless to say, it was amazing. Not having been around many people who cared (or even knew) what Web design was, I thought it nearly impossible that the few hundred people in attendance had the same interest in the Web that I did.

An Event Apart typically hosts four or five conferences a year in places like Boston, Seattle, and Chicago. Its appearance in New Orleans was unusual. And it hasn’t been back since. A little research revealed that, although An Event Apart was successful in New Orleans, there is typically more interest in the conference in the previously mentioned cities. In other words. An Event Apart is never going to come to a place like Mississippi. Why would they? Mississippi usually lags behind the rest of the country in just about everything. In fact, we’re so far behind that the recession took a while to affect us (and the same will likely hold true for the much anticipated recovery).

Dare I dream of having such a Web conference in Mississippi? Yes. Yes I do. We might not have enough people or enough money to attract a nationally known conference, but we do have people here who care about the Web. We have small agencies and a lot of freelancers who would all benefit from each other by attending such a conference locally.

Mississippi’s Web

I would love to know more about the state of Web professionals in Mississippi. What kind of projects are happening? What techniques are we using? What type of work do we accept? Is it mostly local? Is it national? How can we educate our clients so that they know what our respective jobs are and how we can help them? These are things I would love to discuss. And with the connections that could be made, imagine what great ideas we could come up with.

Now, let me state for the record that I am not some kind of Web genius. If you don’t count the volunteer projects I’m currently working on, or my current leads, I am not even employed (but that’s another, more disability themed, blog post). I’m just a regular guy that is interested in the Web and I think there are more people in Mississippi like me who feel the same way.

My suggestion is that we should do something about it. Let’s get some local experts in various Web specialties to speak. Set a modest admission price, get a venue and let’s do this. If someone thinks they could make a profit from it, great. If not, we can make it non-profit. Either way, if we could get it organized, the result would be worth the effort.

Until then, here’s a shout out to my fellow Web professionals in Mississippi. Cheers.

FYI: Books in 2010

As an aside, there are some interesting book developments on the way. From the folks who produce An Event Apart comes a small publishing venture called A Book Apart, which publishes short, concise books on various Web topics that are made for Web designers. The first book, “HTML 5 for Web Designers“, is coming soon. Also, Web designer Mark Boulton has published a great primer for Web designers who would like to know more about design theory. It’s called “Designing for the Web” and is part of Mark’s publishing venture, Five Simple Steps, which is set to release several titles in 2010. Finally, Andy Clarke, author of “Transcending CSS,” is teaming up with Five Simple Steps to publish his upcoming book “Hardboiled Web Design.” If you love learning about the Web, 2010 is going to be a good year for you.

One more thing

I would like to start a small resources blog of sorts. The idea is that we as Web designers come across interesting stuff on the Web that helps us with our work. It would be nice to catalog some of that stuff. If you are interested in being a contributor, drop me a line (actually, an email, rblakewatson@gmail.com).

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A really tiny keyboard

Greetings stair-haters. I’m writing this entry using a new typing technique that I have discovered. Before I let the cat out of the bag, let me share some good news. I have finally joined the bandwagon of folks who have a special place in their hearts for their cell phones. I am an iPhone user. For nearly the last two years, I’ve not even carried a cell phone with me. I owned one, but I didn’t have a reason to carry it. I could hardly press the buttons. I hardly ever made phone calls. And I didn’t even have text messaging in my plan, much less Internet access. And although it was a decent phone, perhaps even fairly advanced, at the time that I bought it, there wasn’t much you could do with the phone besides standard phone stuff. The nail in the coffin for my cell phone usage was when I discovered Skype. Since I spent a lot of time near a computer, I could use Skype for phone calls. With a small investment of $90 a year (yes, $90 per year), I had a better and cheaper plan than my wireless plan. Not to mention the ability to video chat, IM, and share files with other Skype users for free. It was the perfect setup!

Times change. Ever since the unveiling of the iPhone several years ago, I knew that one day, I was going to have one. I was already a Mac user and an iPod user; becoming an iPhone user was the next logical step. But much time would pass before I would finally justify the cost of owning an iPhone. At first, I considered it to be more of a luxury than anything else. But as time passed, I began struggling more and more with using my computer. The number one reason? Typing. I finally lost the ability to type. It’s almost as if it happened overnight. I then went on a search to find a way to type without a keyboard. After trying various methods, I settled on KeyStrokes, an onscreen keyboard for Mac, to do 99% of my typing, occasionally using voice recognition software for long form writing. It proved to work well and it still does.

In Fall 2008, my brother got an iPod touch as part of a back to school deal when he purchased a MacBook at Ridgeland’s then 1-year-old Apple Retail Store. I began to become more familiar with various apps that were available. Fast forward to Summer 2009. One of my long time attendants purchased an iPhone. That’s when I really started getting interested. By this time, there were tons of apps on the App Store with tons coming out all the time. The “there’s an app for that” campaign was in full swing. My mind began coming up with all sorts of ideas about how iPhones could be helpful to people with disabilities, especially people with severe mobility impairments like mine. One iPhone fearure that really appealed to me, however, was built in. It was as if Apple engineers had peered into my mind and figured out what I needed before I even knew what I needed. Because the iPhone has one quite literally tiny feature that is perfect for someone with almost no strength and no mobility: an ultra-small keyboard with zero-force, touch-sensitive keys. Of course! Why didn’t I think of that?

Of course, the catch is that the keyboard is on a phone, not my Mac. Well, remember all those apps I was talking about? There is one that lets me use the awesome iPhone keyboard to input text on my computer. But it does so much more.

Meet HippoRemote Pro: The Web Surfing, Tweeting, Universal App Remote. Here is how the HippoRemote Web site describes the app:

HippoRemote Pro turns your iPhone and iPod touch into a wireless keyboard, multi-touch mouse and remote control for all your favorite apps. It works over Wi-Fi, giving you complete control of your media center Mac/PC from anywhere in your home or office.

Not only does it let me type with the iPhone’s keyboard, it also functions as a trackpad and has specialized control interfaces for controlling applications on your computer like iTunes and Firefox.

It’s worth mentioning that typing solutions designed especially for people with disabilities can easily cost hundreds or even thousands of dollars. You might be saying “Yeah but your iPhone was $199 plus your ongoing wireless plan.” True. But, by way of comparison, the KeyStrokes onscreen keyboard cost $299. And my phone is also an iPod, a Web browser, and a mini, mobile computer. Many times, a consumer product can be used creatively to achieve better results than a product specifically designed for a disabled consumer.

I have had my iPhone for exactly two weeks. I just purchased HippoRemote Pro today and this blog post was the experiment for trying it out. It has worked well. Definitely worth the five bucks I paid for it. It has been an exciting two weeks and I can’t wait to see what other apps can be used for assistive technology purposes. Who knows what exciting discoveries are in store? At least I can say this:

Want to use your iPhone to type on your computer? Yeah, there’s an app for that.

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The SMA Factor Episode 1: Introduction and Pepsi Refresh Project

Greetings stair-haters. My brother, Matt, and I have joined forces to bring you a podcast called The SMA Factor. It is a lighthearted odyssey into spinal muscular atrophy and disability related topics. In our first episode, we introduce ourselves and talk about the Stop SMA and the Pepsi Refresh Project. Music: “La Batalla” by LA OLLO EXPRESS.

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The on-screen keyboard in Windows 7 is a giant leap forward

I was helping a friend with a printer problem earlier today which gave me the chance to use Windows 7 for the first time. I have been an Applehead for about three years. The last version of Windows that I used on a daily basis was Windows XP. As much of an Apple fanboy that I am, I admit Windows has always had a better built-in on-screen keyboard than Mac OS in as much as you can call Mac OS’s Keyboard Viewer an on-screen keyboard. That thing is not suitable if you are going to be typing via a mouse or switch. Personally, I use KeyStrokes, an on-screen keyboard for Mac. It’s great, but it’s also $299. If you have a disability, you don’t necessarily have that kind of cash laying around. Probably because you spent it on a $400 accessible spoon or something of that sort (because an angled spoon is high tech!). Okay, seriously, KeyStrokes is worth it but not everyone is in a position to buy it. My brother’s stance on the discrepancy in virtual keyboards between operating systems was succinctly summarized when he wrote:

Windows comes with a free Onscreen Keyboard that works perfectly. Surely Mac wouldn’t let themselves get beat out…

Now Windows is getting even further ahead of Mac in the on-screen keyboard game. The new keyboard has an improved look and feel. It is resizable. And, possibly the biggest change, it has text prediction built right in! There is one catch. Prediction isn’t included in the Home Basic version of Windows 7. Still, this is huge, especially when compared to Mac’s Keyboard Viewer. But don’t take my word for it. See the new keyboard in action:

http://windows.microsoft.com/en-AU/windows7/Type-without-using-the-keyboard-On-Screen-Keyboard

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Getting accessible books should be this easy

Yesterday, I was browsing various design websites in search of inspiration for a new project I’ve begun. I got sidetracked by clicking on a few off-topic links (that never happens!) and somehow ended up reading the first chapter of “Speak Human” by Eric Karjaluoto.

The book discussed the advantages of not being a huge company. Though the publisher is giving the book away free one chapter at a time via the Web site, I could not wait to get my hands on the rest of it. After a little investigation, I discovered that the book was published by a “digital agency” called smashLAB. They seemed cool enough, so I used a strategy which has failed me when dealing with other (larger) publishers: I simply asked for an on-screen version. In a tweet, that is. What normally would have taken weeks, or months, or never, took only an hour and a half. It went like this:

blakewatson: Hey @smashLAB, is there a way to get a digital version of “Speak Human” on my Mac?

smashLAB: @blakewatson Not at this time. For now it’s paperback, Kindle, and free in browser. That said, I hear Amazon is working on Kindle for Mac.

blakewatson: @smashLAB I’d gladly buy the paperback, except I can’t hold it.

smashLAB: @blakewatson That’s the first good reason I’ve received for a screen-only version. Let me see what we can sort out. :-)

smashLAB: @blakewatson Do you run Parallels or have a dual-boot machine?

blakewatson: @smashLAB I run Vista with VirtualBox.

smashLAB: @blakewatson In that case, you could install this: http://gu.nu/Ify and then get this: http://gu.nu/aI9

Problem solved.

Okay, I admit that it is not the most ideal fix. I’m not really looking forward to doing my reading inside Windows Vista, but hey, it is a fix and it is better than struggling with a paperback. I may wait for Kindle on Mac or until the Web site version is posted in its entirety. Probably whichever comes first.

Of course, the interesting point in all of this is that smashLAB lived up to the ideas in the book. Guess you will just have to check out the book to know what I mean. ;-)

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